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onelassieandherfandoms:

wait so

if garrus is “two to four years younger than shepard”, he would’ve been born before the first contact war, right?

things i honestly need

– baby garrus hearing his father talking to his mother about humans, but not really understanding what they are or the significance of them, like all he really knows about the relay 314 incident is that dad isn’t home much and mom cries a lot

– garrus getting dragged along with his folks to watch his dad give some spectre a medal or something at the citadel and watching these strange fleshy pink things out of the corner of his eye. what. what are those. what.

– the first time a human grins at garrus and he almost shits himself bc bared teeth is i’m gonna fuck you up buddy in turian body language and garrus is like 12 and what did he even do to piss this guy off he’s half his size

– garrus & some other turian boys in his c-sec training division hovering around the presidium going “okay but how are you supposed to know which ones are females?” “idk man, lucky guess?”

– teenage garrus watching some dude kick off at a dextro-dna fast food stand in utter bewilderment (”WHADDAYA MEAN I CANT EAT ANYTHING YOU SERVE HERE???”) because the ‘don’t eat dextro/levo food” thing is just. accepted. by the rest of the galactic community

– that one recruit in bootcamp who was so determined to find out what a hotdog tastes like that he ended up getting carted off to the hospital with an allergic reaction. the recruit in question maintained it was worth it and human food is Good

– new detective garrus being absolutely fascinated by the first human criminal who does the raspberry noise at him in the interrogation room. what the fuck was that? what the fuck was that??? do it again

– “have a nice day, ma’am” oh spirits please be female please be female please be female “thank you, sir” phew

just young garrus (and turians in general tbh) being really, really weirded out by humans