I can’t believe Cassandra had to pay Varric an extra 7 bucks for him to include Sebastian in his story.
Varric: oh dear, I meant to tell you all about the Disney prince slash priest in training with the dreamy blue eyes and the scottish brogue but I’m having trouble remembering the details – maybe some gold pieces will help jog my memory?
Cassandra: Dwarf. He cannot be that important to Hawke’s story if you’ve gotten this far without ever mentioning him. Do you mean to tell me he was there all along and you just forgot about him?
Varric: All right, Seeker, if that’s what you want. I guess you don’t want to hear about the tragic death of his family and his struggle to let go of the quest for vengance so he can become a priest, while he’s also struggling to resist a forbidden attraction to our hero Hawke that he can never act on?
Cassandra: *digging through pockets frantically like the romantic nerd she actually is* wait tell me more
I played the culmination of Josie’s romance on my mage Quiz recently. Rhea Trevelyan is normally level-headed and diplomatic but leapt right into dueling a dude for her girlfriend and clearly had no idea what she was doing (I wanted to put that gifset on my games screenshot tumblr but it was too big to work damnit.)
BONUS:
This is still the very peak of funny. Our fandom has yet to produce something finer and we have an -awesome- fandom.
I’m continually charmed by the attention for this post, but I always felt like Hawke and Fenris ended up overshadowing Josephine and Trevelyan. So lets say they switched tables, got more tiny cakes and turned it into a double date.
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