i’m such a “look at the sky” “look at the sunset” “look at the moon” stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song typa person

peterssquill:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

colintalksstuff:

bnhashitpost:

you give these kids an almost completely empty room.

there are open desks all over the place. they could literally sit anywhere they want.

and what do they do?

sit in their assigned seats.

Just like real high school, even with no seating chart kids will sit in the same seat as they did the first day of school until the heat death of the universe

What’s your favorite crayon

bisexualdemondean:

winchesterbcys:

bisexualdemondean:

ellawinchester-posts:

bisexualdemondean:

Mmmm the color resembles the eye color of a certain trench coat wearing angel

You have to fucking describe his eye color as denim in all fanfic now sorry I don’t make the rules

“and dean looked into those denim orbs…”

That’s what I’m fucking talking about

liberalsarecool:

Jason Miller is the type of conservative who cheats on his wife, kills his unborn lovechild by posion, and will NEVER be renounced by evangelicals.

thriveworks:

Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

bisexualdemondean:

jacketslutjayse:

bisexualdemondean:

bisexualdemondean:

It’s time for another fucking giveaway I guess.

Here’s the deal: this time, you don’t get to know what I’m giving away. I’m taking away that privilege since y’all decided to worship a lemon last time.

You get what’s in this mystery box and you don’t get to whine about it. It might be worth a million dollars, or it might be worth zero. It’s probably not a million, though.

This time, we have some rules.

You have to be following me. Not because this is a grab for followers, but because this is a giveaway for the folks that have put up with this blog’s antics for so long. Now you have to put up with this one too.

No giveaway blogs. Feel free to reblog this as many times as you’d like, but you can’t win if you’d made a whole separate blog just for the purpose of winning the giveaway. Sucks, I know. Deal with it.

Like or reblog before October 11th, 2018 6:00pm CDT. I’ll use a random generator to pick a winner.

I will ship to any country. If you win it, you win it. Congrats.

You must be willing to give me your address if you win. For obvious reasons, I will need access to that info.

You don’t get to know what’s in the mystery box. Don’t send me asks asking what’s in the mystery box. I won’t fucking tell you.

If you win the mystery box, feel free to post about it if you want to. I don’t give a shit after it’s gone. If you don’t want to, that’s fine too. Whatever. Enjoy.

Feel free to ask if you have any other questions.

Have fun weirdos.

BDD

I hate myself…a lot for reading the fucking signoff as Big Dick Dean in my head. Like I sat there for a moment thinking That’s not.. is it?

The damn usrname is right there, i check in on this blog frequently, and i DONT FOLLOW ANY BIG DICK DEAN BLOGS but no, my brain was like. This is how things are now.

You absolutely do follow a Big Dick Dean blog

henrywasnthereaskanyone:

cloudfreed:

twerkyvulture:

a-gay-homosexual:

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

me when im hungry

marcovicci:

wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit:

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

#I LOVE THOSE TEN PEOPLE AND I WILL DEFEND THEM TO THE GRAVE

darklordreasonable: