This is one of my favorite things about being a parent: how you learn things that you might not have had to otherwise. That’s the thing about it–yes, I love my daughter and she is the focus of my parenting goals, but my experiences with her have helped me learn and grow in ways I never expected, and I’m grateful.
It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fuckingkiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins anddo those FUCKING dances”
It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going out to have fun…on a holiday meant for kids…..doing as kids do…the absolute madness of it all……….
if a little kid starts doing the floss or the the roy purdy dance in front of me u best fuckin believe as a vine-watching millennial that i am going to join them to assert our mutual dominance over the baby boomers. i believe the children are our future.
D&D lore: So orcs are evil and tribalistic, drow are evil and are racist, tieflings ar-
*Me, ripping pages out of the dungeon master’s guide with my gay, grimy DM hands*: not in my world, bitch
sometimes i need to take a deep breath and remind myself that this post exists and that the person who wrote it is a brilliant human who so easily encapsulated all of d&d in two quick lines and then life is better
Captain-Radioactive-Mentality 