rubyetc:

hmm after extensive googling I can only conclude that the cause of my symptoms is that I have a body

elias-of-thorn:

thobinrorn:

Some good material here 👌❤️

no-more-ramen:

The food bank gave me a hand-out about how long you can safely eat unopened foods past their expiration dates, and I thought other people might find it helpful. 

DAIRY:

• Milk, cream: within 10 days past expiration date
• Soft cheese, yogurt, sour cream, cottage cheese: consume within 14 days past expiration date
• Butter, hard cheese: consume within 3 months past expiration date (personal note: if cheese gets mold you can cut off the moldy parts the rest is still fine)
• Frozen butter: consume within 12 months past expiration date
• Eggs (in shells): consume within 1 month past expiration date
• Egg substitutes: consume within 10 days of expiration date. 

MEAT:

• Fresh: consume on or before expiration date
• Frozen: defrost in fridge or microwave, and eat immediately after defrosting. 
• Not do eat: meat with severe freeze burn, discolored meat, and meat not frozen before expiration date

MEAT & DAIRY SUBSTITUTES:

• Liquid products (rice milk, almond milk): consume withing 10 days past expiration date
• Shelf stable liquid products: consume within 12 months past expiration date
• Margarine: consume within 6 months past expiration date
• Meat substitutes (tofu, etc): consume on or before expiration date
• Frozen meat substitutes: consume within 12 months past expiration date if frozen before expiration date

DRIED & CANNED FOODS:

• Dried beans, pasta: consume indefinitely
• Dressings, mayo: consume within 12 months past expiration date
• Cereal, crackers: consume within 12 months past expiration date
• Canned foods: may be consumed indefinitely (except for pineapple and tomato)
• Jarred foods, canned tomato and pineapple: consume within 18 months past expiration date

OTHER:

• Fresh juice: consume within 3 months past expiration date
• Fresh bread, pastries: consume on or before expiration date (personal note, I find that sandwich bread is good to eat so long as it’s not stale or growing mold)
• Frozen bread: consume within 6 months past expiration date
• Fresh produce: ripe, edible, and mold-free
• Sliced melon: consume on or before expiration date
• Deli items, packaged by store: consume within 48 hours of expiration date
• Pre-packaged prepared foods packed by manufacturer, fresh: consume within 14 days past expiration date
• Pre-packaged prepared foods packed by manufacturer, frozen: consume within 12 months past expiration date

DO NOT EAT:

• Food that is stale, has insects, or mold
• Food in open, punctured, bulging, or seriously damaged cans
• Food in a jar that is leaking or has a broken seal
• Food that is discolored or has an off-odor
• Product has been thawed then re-frozen 

Please use your best judgement and when in doubt, throw it out. 

leianajade:

bioethicists:

diet culture is so rooted in the idea that our bodies are machines that our minds have to outwit. it pushes for the idea that hunger is something you have to “beat”, that cravings are an annoyance to ignore or outwit, that the way our bodies want to look and want to be is something to fight, that it needs to be helped to do things it was built to do.

here is the liberating truth- your body is so smart and it is trying to help you. it works so hard to keep you alive- sometimes it fails at what it’s trying to do, sometimes it does it in unconvential ways, but it is trying to keep you alive! hunger is our body saying “we need food”- it’s not something to ignore or supress. cravings are our body saying “we need a specific type of food”- they aren’t something to trick or prevent. natural weight and weight distribution are our body saying “this is the shape in which we work best”- they aren’t something to control or reduce. denying this is what hurts us most- even though diet culture tries to tell us that listening to our bodies and treating them with kindness and forgiveness is wrong.

salliethesalad:

During the 1980s, more gay men died in New York City during the AIDS crisis than all recorded deaths of American soldiers in Vietnam. You need to know that.

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sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

this post gets better everytime i see it

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

When you have to wait to skip the ad

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

When an ad plays awesome music

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

WHAT ABOUT ADS THAT SUDDENLY APPEAR AND START TALKING WITH NO CONTEXT

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

@suicide-d0g

omegastation:

valkyriedoe:

honestly just call Shepard your OC, stop pretending as if they’re something else.

Yes we may have some popular headcanons for Shepard but are we ever talking about the same Shepard? One universal Shepard? No. You’d have the be delusional to believe there is one canon Shepard and “shitposts” about how the fandom agreed on “one canon Shepard” are just plain stupid because there are people already afraid to share their OCs and their versions of Shepard because of people who claim there is a “canon” Shepard" and only one “right” way to play Mass Effect. Instead of celebrating and sharing the amount of diversity in looks, backstories and just general ideas who Shepard is yall just have to do dumb shit like that

I know there are people who are new in the fandom who might believe this is a lot of complaining for one post but we’ve been saying the fandom should be more welcoming & inclusive for years and nothing comes out of those conversations, it’s like talking to a wall. 

And see, you only need to think for one second to realize claiming one Shepard as canon is a good way to make a whole group of players feel bad. And on top of that, the condescending attitude! “My Shepard is better than yours since it’s the right & proper version” “Everyone agrees with me!”
And you’re like… Haha, no one will actually agree with you because everyone knows there is no canon Shepard (and on top of that the VA themselves talk about this often enough)!
You then check the notes and you see the post has more than 600 notes and people are in fact agreeing with OP, proving their point entirely, giving them more reason to claim the most idiotic thing I’ve ever seen in this fandom. 

People are idiots. They never learn, they never take the one second they need to not be an asshole and four years later we’ll have the exact same conversation.