I still cant believe they designed the perfect pokemon right off the bat wow
just look at it. Its soft, cute AND everyones friend. It can be whatever you want it to be. The perfect size to hold and the perfect face to smooch. its got little toe beans and it loves you. Amazing.
The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
1. That one time I decided to see what was past the old gate in the woods, but when got there it had been smashed in half and there was a decapitated sheep head with no skin just off the trail, so instead I just turned around and went home.
2. That time some friends and I went camping and we found a pile of bones wrapped in a garbage bag buried under a log, but the adult supervisor told us it was nothing, so we just put it back and didn’t talk about it again.
3. The time I was getting chased through the woods at night and I realized “wait it’s dark as fuck” so I just held still until the guy gave up and left.
4. The time this dude said he was in love with me and so he was going to cut my head off and dump my body in a lake, so I told him to grow the hell up, but then he got caught stealing girl’s underwear a day later and I never saw him again
5. That one time in college where I was taking a shortcut on my home at night and a car followed me into a dark alley, so I stared directly into the driver’s side of the window and walked towards it to psych them out
6. The night I was out on a walk and this old guy told me he’d locked his keys in his truck and that he needed someone my size to crawl in through the back window for him, so I told him “you know that sounds super suspicious right” and told him where to find a pay phone for a tow truck instead
7. The one time this random guy on the street said he was in love with me and so he was going to follow me home on my bus, so I clapped him on the shoulder and told him that if he got that close to my bus then I was going to throw him under the wheels, but then this really nice homeless man from Nigeria told the guy to fuck off and then checked to make sure he didn’t follow me onboard
8. That big cat with yellow eyes who I found in a well and brought home who used to put rotting meat in my closet and wake me up by chewing on my face, until I put him back outside and never saw him again.
9. My one cousin who used to come over for the summer who kept calling me ‘piñata’ and hitting me with sticks, until he went back home and was sent to juvie cause he finally got caught torturing animals
10. The time I got lost on the way to a meeting and wound up at a circus tent instead, and got followed by a full-out clown for three vacant street blocks
11. The pet hamster I had when I was seven who would scream all night and eventually escaped by ripping a bar out of its cage and wiggling through the hole. My mom caught it and put it back but it lived another year and a half until one night the screaming just stopped
12. The time I was whistling in the woods and something started whistling back, so I went home
13. That one night at summer camp where a group of girls got together to play ‘bloody mary’ in the lavatory and invited me to come with them so I said “no thanks” and stayed with the camp councillors and drank soup instead.
14. The old abandoned house I just moved into with the door that leads into a big empty room full of dirt and empty cooking pots that I just sort of… locked up forever and never go near
15. Once when I was at an ihop I saw a coffee mug do a full 360º spin with nobody touching it, so I said ‘that was neat’ and never ate there again
16. The time I took a photo of a big old raven sitting on the crucifix on top of the old town church cause it was the most goth thing I’d ever seen, right? But then it swooped down towards me, so I apologized immediately for being rude, and I felt a little silly for a while but the car that hit me on the way home didn’t even leave a bruise so idk be nice to birds
Sorry I know I bring this shit up a lot but sometimes im awake at night and I just. keep thinking
I think the secret to survival is to be good to animals, stay away from men, and say “no thanks” to everything else
We all gonna sleep on the fact that Puss joining up with Shrek and Donkey is the same storyline as Zevran the warden and Alistair
blocked
You can’t block the truth
I hate to tell you this but Morrigan is a person most people fear and is kicked out of her swamp home to accompany a chattering guy who makes lots of jokes and gets on her nerves and on their jouney they encounter a charming Spanish-accented assassin who joins them and a redheaded woman with a lovely voice with a hidden side to her and an ability to kick butt.
Dragon Age Origins is Shrek with your OC Warden along for the ride.
STOP THIS
… goddamn it please don’t make me hate my favorite game series.
think about it. that would make HIV almost as easy to get as the flu. if that were how HIV were transmitted, who wouldn’t be HIV positive?
HIV is transmitted through sex (virtually exclusively penetrative sex), needle sharing (and in the past, blood products/transfusions), and mother-to-baby (if the mother is not on treatment). that’s it. those are the ways.
you do not need to be afraid of being somewhere HIV+ people have been, or touching them, eating with them, or kissing them.
i’m sorry it took some time to answer this, but i struggled with it because i and those before me have been trying for over 30 years to make it common knowledge that HIV is NOT spread through casual contact. it was depressing to see this. i’m sorry your schools and community failed you by not making this clear to you. i hope now you’ll take some time to do some research and learn more.
I saw other people on my dash worrying about those Stuart Semple T-Shirts printed with gay men’s blood that says “This Shirt Is Printed With the Blood of Gay Men.” They were fretting furiously over how ‘unsafe’ it was. Which is EXACTLY missing the whole point of the T-shirts and what they were trying to say. You cannot contract HIV from T-shirts printed with blood-formulated ink. The process would kill any virus plus the virus doesn’t live that long outside of the body or optimal preservation techniques.
HIV is not that easy to transmit! We’ve been trying to educate people on this since forever ffs and to see that there is still so much panic and misinformation is a criminal failure of our governments.
They want everyone to think that you can “catch AIDS” just by being /near/ a gay man. They want us to be seen as “plague rats”. To be ostracized and viewed with suspicion. They want sex, ALL sex, to be seen as IMMINENT DEATH!!!!!
It’s not the questioner’s fault, nor the fault of the people on my dash. They were the victims of a deliberate propaganda war. Because trust me, the lack of accurate information is NO MISTAKE. It is deliberate misinformation and homophobic/serophobic propaganda. It is Fucking Evil and there is evil intent behind it.
If the blood is dry, the virus is inactive. Period.
“HIV Survival Outside of the Body:
Generally, when people ask the question, “How long can HIV survive outside the body?” they have come into contact with some body fluid that they think might contain HIV and are worried about transmission. Almost always these questions are about casual contact, and we know the virus is not transmitted except during unprotected sex, sharing needles, or through significant and direct exposure to infected blood.
HIV is very fragile, and many common substances, including hot water, soap, bleach and alcohol, will kill it.
Air does not “kill” HIV, but exposure to air dries the fluid that contained the virus, and that will destroy or break up much of the virus very quickly. The Laboratory Centre for Disease Control at Health Canada reports that drying HIV reduces viral amount by 90-99 percent within several hours.”
There has never been reported HIV infection from casual contact on a surface contact. Ever.
oh my god this bullshit is back, it really is the 80′s again
Wanting to fuck male monsters means you’re an actual Monster Fucker worthy of the title. Wanting to fuck (most) female monsters means you just want a human supermodel with green skin. Cowards.
oh and some of us are after monsters who don’t give a shit about your tiny narrow human gender roles
Captain-Radioactive-Mentality 