bisexualdemondean:

It’s time for another fucking giveaway I guess.

Here’s the deal: this time, you don’t get to know what I’m giving away. I’m taking away that privilege since y’all decided to worship a lemon last time.  

You get what’s in this mystery box and you don’t get to whine about it. It might be worth a million dollars, or it might be worth zero. It’s probably not a million, though. 

This time, we have some rules. 

  1. You have to be following me. Not because this is a grab for followers, but because this is a giveaway for the folks that have put up with this blog’s antics for so long. Now you have to put up with this one too. 
  2. No giveaway blogs. Feel free to reblog this as many times as you’d like, but you can’t win if you’d made a whole separate blog just for the purpose of winning the giveaway. Sucks, I know. Deal with it. 
  3. Like or reblog before October 11th, 2018 6:00pm CDT. I’ll use a random generator to pick a winner. 
  4. I will ship to any country. If you win it, you win it. Congrats. 
  5. You must be willing to give me your address if you win. For obvious reasons, I will need access to that info. 
  6. You don’t get to know what’s in the mystery box. Don’t send me asks asking what’s in the mystery box. I won’t fucking tell you. 
  7. If you win the mystery box, feel free to post about it if you want to. I don’t give a shit after it’s gone. If you don’t want to, that’s fine too. Whatever. Enjoy. 

Feel free to ask if you have any other questions. 

Have fun weirdos. 

BDD

lesbian-hawke:

so theoretically it is, in fact, possible to not do all your me2 recruitment missions the moment you get them, so all of them actually have possible comments from all your other companions

and anyway, if you take thane with you to do garrus’ recruitment then leave him behind with garrus while you close the shutters, you get this line lmao