Prompts/ Ideas

fandomnerdsarecool:

Just a few ideas. If you use them, please tag me! I’d love to see what you do with them!

  1.  Any type of song fic
  2. “I thought you wanted this”
  3. “What’s with the candles?”
  4. “You dropped what from the balcony?”
  5. “I don’t think Google can help with this”
  6. “Don’t forget the plant!”
  7. “So you just, lost all your socks?”
  8. “There is no such thing as too much tea”
  9. “You know you’re a tripping hazard, right?”
  10. “Why is there a shark in the bathtub?”
  11. “The pavement is not trying to kill you”
  12. “When did you start doing DIY?”
  13. “I did a thing”
  14. “Was the duck tape really necessary?”
  15. “Superglue is my enemy”
  16. “Since when do you have a blog?”
  17. “Sorry, I don’t have a phone”
  18. “Will you please stop with the movie/tv shows/musical references?”
  19. “I didn’t know people still used CD’s”
  20. “I know how to hide a body”
  21. “I’m going Gluten Free”
  22. “Don’t just leave it here!”
  23. “The pillow didn’t do anything to you!”
  24. “Do you want to wear my onesie?”
  25. “How does this thing work?”
  26. “That is way too many fairy lights”

I’m writing short blurbs right now, if you want to request some!

cuzdickisadick:

reversingtheirrevocable:

burningtolive:

cordolia:

destroy capitalism.

Wait… Am I supposed to think that it’s bad that people are overcoming major hurdles in life to be successful?

No, you’re supposed to think it’s bad that cases of underprivileged people being forced to push themselves to extremely unhealthy extents due to the constraints of this terrible society are being celebrated and used against other underprivileged people as an excuse to call them lazy.

THATS NOT EFFICIENCY THATS THE OPPOSITE

There’s a certification called “Six Sigma” that certifies you to be able to go into any field with the knowledge and ability to increase productivity and efficiency, and NO ONE LISTENS TO THEM ANYMORE

Here’s a picture of a section that blew me away as I was not expecting for this to be explicitly said:

Money is a DEMOTIVATOR! The more your workers are worried about money the less productive they are. It’s been studied for year after year. ALL of these things are obvious, but rarely implemented.

If anyone is curious as to how Motorola survived the recession that hit us after Bush?

BY NOT REDUCING PAY, AND CONTINUING TO TREAT THEIR EMPLOYEES A CERTAIN WAY

Even though their financial advisors said they would lose millions of dollars for the next quarters, the CEO refused and pretty much said “I don’t care what we lose at this very second, or the next year. You’re trying to save the company 2 million dollars, and that’s nothing. We’d make that back quickly. But by continuing with the plan we’ve been doing, this company will still exist in 10 years. If not it won’t. I’m not cutting pay, or vacation time.” And it worked.

Capitalism has been fed to us for years through propaganda and misinformation and this is why we are where we are.

shepherds-of-haven:

darkandstormyranger:

macko-99:

deathcomes4u:

honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.

Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?

modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected

none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin

allthingshyper:

gehayi:

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

They turned RNA into an anti-virus program. That is amazing.

Let me restate this in case it didn’t sink in the first time

Researchers physically DELETED ALL TRACES of the HIV virus from a human cell.

ALL OF IT.

IF YOU ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT THAT I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HIV IS