today’s mood:
leliana, josephine and cullen are best friends ✨
Tag: dragon age
DA4 is gonna be all about Tevinter. Right? And I’m not saying Jeff Goldblum should voice the Black Divine but I’m not NOT saying that.
Black Divine Goldblum, atop his throne: So, if I’m hearing you correctly, uh…uh, this guy, right, this guy is a wolf? A *dread* wolf?! Well, that’s…that’s just fantastic. I love the name.
you: heard The Iron Bull was shredded, that he had an eight-pack
me, an intellectual: knows for a fact that the Iron Bull is big and strong but also fat, with a waist only a dragon could manhandle
Confession: My absolute favourite porn trope is coitus interruptus… It’s been years since I first played bull’s romance and i still get off to that scene where the advisors walk in on him and the Inquisitor, as well as imagining all the other naughty places they’ve gotten caught
Ur all troopers for putting up with my Envy Demon shenanigans, so have something legit cute
Plus, I’ll never be over the fact that Qunari have hot cocoa
We all gonna sleep on the fact that Puss joining up with Shrek and Donkey is the same storyline as Zevran the warden and Alistair
blocked
You can’t block the truth
I hate to tell you this but Morrigan is a person most people fear and is kicked out of her swamp home to accompany a chattering guy who makes lots of jokes and gets on her nerves and on their jouney they encounter a charming Spanish-accented assassin who joins them and a redheaded woman with a lovely voice with a hidden side to her and an ability to kick butt.
Dragon Age Origins is Shrek with your OC Warden along for the ride.
STOP THIS
… goddamn it please don’t make me hate my favorite game series.
Are you kidding this redeems the entire franchise
I’m glad there’s already a post going around where people explain that dragon age and mass effect won’t be the same as anthem.
but Casey Hudson also made a tweet now.
“Yeah, still good.”
That’s what I do. Fall out of the sky, make bad decisions, and somehow everyone still follows me.
DA Crew Series [ Warden | Champion | Inquisitor ]
The Inquisitor can’t ever keep a single secret (˵¯͒
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