Tag: Fuck

dirtybiowareconfessions:

Confession: Thane and Jaal… their voices fuck me right up. How can they sound so sexy but also emotional at times? Thane already made me cry enough but his voice has ruined my taste in guys as now I want a guy that also has a deep, grating but sexy voice like his. The same with Jaal, his voice… ahhh why does it turn me on so much!? When he is all emotional with Ryder it makes me emotional but when he says “I want to devour you” oooooo that REALLY gets me going as it’s so fucking sexy it’s unreal!

Death

Kill me, just fucking kill me. I finally took the time to play the mass effect games surrounding Shepards struggles. I am so pissed right now. My Shepard survived, but there is no fucking ending. I just wanna live somewhere warm with Garrus. I’ll even give in and raise hybrid children. I don’t care, just don’t fuck me up like that.

The Dragon and The Bull

A smirk colored my lips as I dropped the bar once more; we were up to three hundred, and Oghren had already pulled out. My face flushed as I sucked in a few deep breaths. “Your turn, Kadan.” I rubbed my hands together before coating them in powder and returning to spot him. Bull took his time but he wasn’t having any trouble yet.

Twenty sovereigns said I would come out on top and thirty said we would cap out at five hundred pounds. Determination to win had me pushing the limits though and I had a feeling that we would both be hopped up on pain killers within the next few hours. “Three fifty then.” I stated happily. “You sure you don’t wanna forfeit?”

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Krem chuckled as he added even more weight to the bar. “Chief, it sounds like she’s lost faith in your abilities. May think you’re getting old.” Krem stepped back and watched them happily. “This is what you get for dating girls half your age, they outdo you!”

Krem opened up a can of worms with that one, soon the Chargers were happily throwing shots at Bull. “Just a pathetic Shem now, eh boss?” Skinner said with a smirk from her place in Grim’s lap.

Rocky let loose some booming laughter before nudging Dalish. “It looks like he’s finally met his match! The Bull is gonna be roasted by The Dragon! All five and a half feet of her!”

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Ataashi Adaar-Wedding Crasher