Dragon Age Origins: Where Duncan decided to recruit before Ostagar
Dragon Age Inquisition: Which conclave attendee happened upon the wrong door at the wrong time
Dragon Age II: which of Malcolm’s sperm swam the fastest
Big Goddamn Mood
Tag: inquisitor
That’s what I do. Fall out of the sky, make bad decisions, and somehow everyone still follows me.
DA Crew Series [ Warden | Champion | Inquisitor ]
What I know about Dragon Age: Inquisition characters from my dash
Iron Bull: HULKAMANIA in Qunari form
Cassandra: [disgusted noise]
Varric: [smug unromancable dwarf intensifies]
Dorian: Magnificent Moustache Mage, brings all the boys to the yard
Solas: Racist egg grandpa
Vivienne: That’s LADY Vivienne to you, peasant
Blackwall: Grr grizzle grr Grey Warden
Sera: Snarky British Rogue the Snarky British Rogue
Cole: Like 95% hat
Inquisitor: …
Inquisitor: *punches the Fade in the dick*
Inquisitor: Blackwall, how do you kill an Archdemon?
Blackwall: It, uh… it takes a special Great Warden sword.
Hero of Ferelden, if they were present in the game: I THINK THE FUCK NOT! I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT-
Captain-Radioactive-Mentality 