Tag: mass effect

garrus:

this is such small scene, but I really like it. I mean, shepard is the hero of mass effect and saves the whole galaxy, but I also really like those little scenes.

she sees this young, inexperienced guy, immediately turns around and stops him from getting himself killed.
I love shepard.

imbiowaresbitch:

trueneutralnpc:

Garrus: Alright, my turn. What’s the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?

Joker: Uh… I give up.

Garrus: (chuckles) Correct.

Joker: Ohohoh… alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?

Garrus: Friendly fire – come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!

Joker: Well, you gotta respect the classics!

Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?

Joker: (exasperated) 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari for technical help and one to request a seat on the Council afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?

Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots… with brittle bone disease?

Joker: Y… you’re shittin’ me! The turian military has one about me?

Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.

Joker: Okay, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Garrus: So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.

Joker: …damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what’s the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?

Garrus: (deadpan) Figuring out which side took the rocket.

This kills me every time. 🤣

caniusproductions:

31 Days of Prompts- Day 4, Submission by PoisonShallEvanesce on Deviatnart.
Poker night on the Normandy

Kaya Shepard did not fully anticipate that Liara (pre-Shadow Broker) would be such an excellent poker player that night. She learned 2 things that night, 1) Never bluff against Liara, it never works. 2) Tali suddenly morphs into a level 99 instigator after a few beers.

officious-seeing-eye-bitch:

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Thane Krios’ final fight was completely inaccurate and poorly done. There is no way Thane would’ve hesitated to shoot Kai Leng, especially when the Councilor and Shepard in danger. Furthermore, there is no way Thane Krios, trained since she 6 to shoot and kill, would’ve missed Kai Leng multiple times, even under the assumption that illness was damaging his reflexes. All in all, Bioware has admitted forgetting Thane, and they wasted him, his romance, and also his death in a poor, OOC storyline.