In the Citadel Gift Shop

masseffectincorrectquotes:

Commander Shepard: (reading slogan on stress ball) “You won’t be stressed when you work with the best”.

Commander Shepard: Well I think I’m pretty fucking stressed.

kirain:

I’m playing Mass Effect again after 5 years because I realised I never platinumed the games. The only trophies I’m missing are the veteran playthroughs, which I just couldn’t be bothered with in high school. Now I have an excuse to go back and play through the whole trilogy, and I guess Garrus REALLY missed me. XD

iheartapostates:

Jane, get yer gun.

pavonisa:

It’s funny because it’s true

jackkrauser:

Zaeed Massani from Mass Effect Archives

perfect-miss-lawson:

get to know me meme: list of favorite Mass Effect characters — Miranda Lawson

“I settle for nothing but the best.”

spiribia:

shepard brings grunt the grunt plush she found in the citadel gift store because she thought it was funny that there was merch of him like that and he yells and grumbles about how much he hates it and hes been turned into a toy for children and that hes a warrior and he despises being made into this tiny soft pathetic little thing and shepard goes haha ok…. im just gonna leave this here then.. & then 5 seconds after the door closes behind her grunt does this

witchofthekorcari:

Mass Effect characters – Jeff “Joker” Moreau [x]

vanguarts:

gorlfriend

thewrathoflovias:

Tʜᴀɴᴇ Kʀɪᴏs – Dʀᴇʟʟ Assᴀssɪɴ