mass effect – Page 16 – Captain-Radioactive-Mentality

swimmingferret:

Samara at the Ardat-Yakshi Monastery

dirtybiowareconfessions:

Confession: I want a threesome with Jaal and Evfra, I bet their cocks would feel amazing as they spitroast me. I imagine Evfra will be a bit rougher in the start, but equally passionate as Jaal~

lyssathepenguin:

The more I look at this, the funnier it gets.

aliemah-0:

James Vega, if asked to accompany any Shep to the casino in the Citadel DLC, would absolutely ask for a few photos with them and immediately share it to his social media, becoming the top trending topic, which is all he wanted in his life.

Tell me I’m wrong.

garrus:

me:

bigassmagnet:

alftands:

actual highlight of mass effect 3

Grunt partying with his squadmates then his drunk ass is suddenly like “hold up i gotta text my mom”

shadowphoenixrider:

So Anderson gets a call from Shepard on Eden Prime saying ‘we found the beacon, can we get a pickup, everything’s fine’

then not five minutes later Kaidan rings up and goes

‘yeah so the beacon’s exploded and Shepard is unconscious, and it’s probably my fault, could you please hurry up’

lshimura:

Kalahira, mistress of inscrutable depths, I ask forgiveness.
Kalahira, whose waves wear down stone and sand–
Kalahira, wash the sins from this one, and
set him on the distant shore of the infinite spirit.

requested by syraris

renegade-shepard:

Shepard!

quarianbiotic:

c’est la vie