Tag: mass effect

amassingeffect:

thepunchingbag:

Shepard being under house arrest with James Vega is chock full of comedy potential. 

Shepard must have had a terminal case of cabin fever, and James Vega basically has to babysit this lethal ex-marine/war criminal/space Jesus for SIX MONTHS. 

No wonder LT Vega talks to you with zero deference once you’re reinstated, ‘cause he’s been trapped in an apartment with you for 6 fucking months and he knows the First Human Spectre is a nerd who collects toys miniature warship replicas and he KNOWS you farted that one time in the elevator and tried to blame him for it. 

I love every single thing about this post. 

nebulaires:

I don’t know where people got it from but Shepard doesn’t have a canon height???? At least I don’t remember the devs stating what Shepard’s exact height is. I’ve always been a sucker for headcanons so if you think Shepard is 5ft then cool and if you think Shep is 6ft then also cool. Shepard is as tall as whatever you want them to be, it’s your Shepard and you are allowed to headcanon whatever the heck you want