aww-so-pretty:

theload:

thecaffeinebookwarrior:

nerdwarningalert:

russiacore:

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered.

Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash.

I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

hellenhighwater:

tilthat:

TIL The shortest correspondence in history was between Victor Hugo and his publisher in 1862. Inquiring about sales of Les Miserables Hugo telegraphed his publishers the single-character message “?”. Having sold out the first print in 24hrs, the reply was “!“

via ift.tt

I gotta point out that “shortest correspondence in history” does not sound like Victor Hugo AT ALL.

halloweentangerines:

thewatchercleric:

DM: Okay, let me just find my notes on the potion shop.

DM: Ah yes. I wrote: potion shop. And that’s it.

Me: Okay, my players are exploring the city, cool, I actually thought of this in advance and wrote down stuff about the city, lemme just get out the notes I wrote about it.

My notes: 

valkyriedoe:

valkyriedoe:

i love how kaidan always talks about being “old soldiers” and aging when he’s literally only 34 and humans in mass effect have a lifespan of maybe 150 years he is such a mood

canon