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Reblogging every time I see this

Night night 😴

I love how you can see this little worthless Nazi piece of shit crapping his pants as he realises he’s about to get fed his own fucking teeth

I hope that punch broke his fucking jaw and I hope this fuckboy Nazi piece of shit can’t afford to pay for surgery for it

See if the little dog fucker thinks tomorrow belongs to him when he has to eat through a fucking straw because he’s had his teeth smashed

*beckons the guy over in attempted power play*

*guy actually walks over*

“No not like that!”

Nazis thrive when they are unchallenged and he clearly wasn’t expected to be held accountable.

4Chan Nazi thinks the block button works in real life. Hilarity ensues.

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Temple of Mythal cutscene always cracks me up because, you see Leliana setting off her crows probably to peck out some eyes and her spies are setting fire to tents, murdering people in their sleep. 

Cullen’s leading the army, fucking shit up with his sword.

And then, Josie is grinning menacingly while she’s… writing?? All I can think of is her going “Hell fucking yeah, I’m going to FUCK YOU UP WITH MY WORDS. Don’t you forget it, assholes.” 

I lose my shit every time Josie drops the map markers. I just imagine Josie thinking “Cullen and Leliana had their badass moments. Your time has come Josie!!”

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*Drops map markers*
“Yeah, I’m a badass.”

And Cullen’s like YEAH YOU DROP EM GURL. DROP THAT SHIT. 

itsallavengers:

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I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor