Shepard: Can we ever be ready for a battle like this? Everything we’ve ever known…
It’s all hanging by a thread, Garrus.
Garrus: Yeah, but the truth is, when hasn’t it? Every fight we’ve ever seen could’ve been our last. Every bullet we’ve ever dodged could’ve been the one.
And this time around, they’re just a little bigger.
Garrus: *internally* Wow that was…..terrible. They probably hate me now, that was AWFUL. I’m so bad at this why do I ruin EVERYTHING.
Shepard: I don’t know what I’d do without you 🙂
Garrus:*internally* ….NAILED IT. Once again, I am the best. Was there ever any doubt??
One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.
ling yao, possibly the buffest 15 year old in history, crossed a gigantic harsh desert and went to a country he’s never been to before, searching for something that could turn him immortal so he could become the supreme emperor of his own country, then ended up getting lost in the capital city and nearly collapsed from starvation on the street, got arrested for being an illegal alien and went to jail, didn’t hesitate to ask a horrifying empty suit of armor with a cleaver to help him break out, started breaking into buildings through windows literally just because “it seemed appropriate for a criminal”, tried to assassinate the leader of the military, willingly accepted the personification of a deadly sin into his body, became best bros with him, tried to assassinate the leader of the military AGAIN, and eventually became the emperor like he planned
ling yao is a chaotic piece of shit and i would die for him any day
Captain-Radioactive-Mentality 